I'm thrilled to inform you that I'm resigning.
I have been waiting for what seems like forever to inform you that I’m
resigning. I’ve hated worked for the company since the day I was hired.
I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t
like you.
I am tendering my resignation effective immediately and I’m heading for
the open road. I bought a Harley and a leather jacket and my
girlfriend, Denise, is coming along. It was a little tough to find a
jacket to fit her, but we managed.
I know you would like me to help you with a transition, but I won’t.
Have fun figuring out the files on my computer. I can’t even figure them
out most of the time. Oh, speaking of computers, you’ll need to figure out the passwords to
all our online resources. I forgot to keep a list of them, so have fun
with that.
I’m sure you’d like to have a going away party for me. However, I’m not
interested in the stale cookies and nasty punch that constitutes saying
goodbye at this company.
Don’t worry about writing me a reference, even though I’m sure you’d be
glad to recommend my work. I don’t need or want one. I don’t need
references where I’m heading.
So, consider our bridges burnt.
See ya,
Happy To Be Gone
(COPY FORM JOBSEARCH)
